You wanna know something? I always wanted my name in the paper. Before Amos, I used to date this well-to-do, ugly bootlegger. You know, he used to like to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito with cute blonde chorine" — that was me. I clipped it out and I saved it. Now look!
Favorite Broadway Stars - 10/∞
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
Evolution of Beyoncé - Pentatonix
i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.
"man this essay is taking forever"
oh god imagine if we were all turtles and we had to write our essays on laptops and shit oh god oh god no that would take a lifetime id be like 50 before i finish my first essay oh lordy lord
Idina Menzel ‘you’ magazine insert.
yes I’ve had a near death experience before I almost dropped my instrument once