Tweets

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justbeingmeandnotbeingfake:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

That I’m been trying to tell them for years

(Source: oh-good-life)

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma)

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious?
10 word story" series - #27  (via seulray)

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

(Source: itscarts)


fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong


sigsauer-ist:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

oh fuck this is great

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

broadwayburrito:

wickedlypita:

queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle:

Someone tell me this is happening omg omg omfg

PRAISE THE LORD IF THIS HAPPENS

I would like it if they had 2 different elphabas: one that’s younger for university elphie and one that’s older for later

  • some person: nuh uh
  • me: ciCERO

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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