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terminaltides:

forever-disturbed:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

fucking love these things

Venomous, duck-billed, egg laying, amphibious, mammals…
Welcome to Australia…

You forgot the part where they sweat milk.

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madlori:

wholove:

I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:

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I WILL NEVER BE OKAY WITH THIS LINE NOT BEING IN THE MOVIES.

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

(Source: bouderai)


kaylahdoesntcare:

jacobrobertprice:

Distress (2014) - Jacob Robert Price

😍


bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

(Source: iamnevertheone)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

keatonpickles:

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

general population tumblr worries me

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orangefeatherybooty:

youstoopidbitch:

Remember that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy’s Dad wins the Miss Dimmsdale pageant and Adam West/Catman keeps trying to get his number

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yes

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool)

findflix:

OVER 150 MOVIES BELOW. Note that some movies released after 12/25 are listed but not linked, but will be when links are found. Feel free to add more! Please tell me about any broken links. Enjoy!

  1. Admission / download
  2. A Haunted House / download
  3. A Good Day to Die Hard / download
  4. American Hustle / download
  5. Anchorman: The Legend Continues / download
  6. Beautiful Creatures / download
  7. Before Midnight / download
  8. Behind the Candelabra / download
  9. Blackfish / download
  10. The Bling Ring / download
  11. The Book Thief / download
  12. Blue Caprice / download
  13. Blue is the Warmest Color / download
  14. Blue Jasmine / download
  15. Broken City / download
  16. Bullet To the Head / download
  17. The Butler / download
  18. The Call / download
  19. Captain Phillips / download
  20. Carrie / download
  21. Closed Circuit / download
  22. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 / download
  23. The Conjuring / download
  24. Copperhead / download
  25. The Counselor / download
  26. The Croods / download
  27. Dark Skies / download
  28. Dead Man Down / download
  29. Despicable Me 2 / download
  30. Diana / download
  31. Don Jon / download
  32. The East / download
  33. Elysium / download
  34. Emperor / download
  35. Ender’s Game / download
  36. Epic / download
  37. Escape From Planet Earth / download
  38. Escape From Tomorrow / download
  39. Evil Dead / download
  40. The Family / download
  41. The Fifth Estate / download
  42. Fruitvale Station / download
  43. Frozen / download
  44. Gangster Squad / download
  45. The Gatekeepers / download
  46. Ginger & Rosa / download
  47. Girl Most Likely / download
  48. Gravity / download
  49. Grown Ups 2 / download
  50. The Great Gatsby / download
  51. 2 Guns / download
  52. The Hangover Part III / download
  53. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters / download
  54. The Heat / download
  55. The Haunting In Connecticut 2 / download
  56. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug / download
  57. Home Run / download
  58. The Host / download
  59. How I Live Now / download
  60. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire / download
  61. The Iceman / download
  62. Identity Thief / download
  63. I Give It a Year / download
  64. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone / download
  65. Insidious: Chapter 2  / download
  66. Intersections / download
  67. The Internship / download
  68. Iron Man 3 / download
  69. Jack The Giant Killer / download
  70. Jobs / download
  71. John Dies At the End / download
  72. Kick-Ass 2 / download
  73. Kill Your Darlings / download
  74. The Kings of Summer / download
  75. Knife Fight / download
  76. The Last Exorcism Part II / download
  77. The Last Stand / download
  78. Let My People Go!
  79. Like Someone In Love
  80. The Lone Ranger / download
  81. The Lost Medallion / download
  82. Machete Kills / download
  83. Mama / download
  84. Man of Steel / download
  85. 8 Mile / download
  86. Monsters University / download
  87. Mortal Instruments: City of Bones / download
  88. Movie 43 / download
  89. Much Ado About Nothing / download
  90. Mud / download
  91. Now You See Me / download
  92. Oblivion / download
  93. Olympus Has Fallen / download
  94. Only God Forgives / download
  95. Out of the Furnace / download
  96. 21 & Over / download
  97. Oz the Great and Powerful / download
  98. Pain & Gain / download
  99. Pacific Rim / download
  100. Paranoia / download
  101. Parker / download
  102. Phantom / download
  103. Philomena / download
  104. The Place Beyond the Pines / download
  105. Planes / download
  106. Prisoners / download
  107. The Purge / download
  108. Red 2 / download
  109. The Reluctant Fundamentalist / download
  110. Riddick / download
  111. R.I.P.D. / download
  112. Rush / download
  113. Safe Haven / download
  114. The Sapphires / download
  115. Saving Lincoln / download
  116. Saving Mr. Banks / download
  117. Scary Movie 5 / download
  118. Sharknado / download
  119. Short Term 12 / download
  120. Side Effects / download
  121. Sightseers / download
  122. The Smurfs 2 / download
  123. Snitch / download
  124. The Spectacular Now  / download
  125. Spring Breakers / download
  126. Sound City / download
  127. Star Trek Into Darkness  / download
  128. Stoker / download
  129. Struck By Lightning / download
  130. Stuck In Love / download
  131. The Sweeney / download
  132. This Is the End / download
  133. Thor: The Dark World / download
  134. Table No.21 
  135. Texas Chainsaw 3D / download
  136. The To Do List / download
  137. To the Wonder / download
  138. Trance / download
  139. Turbo / download
  140. Upside-Down / download
  141. Upstream Color / download
  142. Violet & Daisy / download
  143. Warm Bodies / download
  144. The Way Way Back / download
  145. We’re the Millers / download
  146. What Maisie Knew / download
  147. White House Down / download
  148. The Wolverine / download
  149. The World’s End / download
  150. World War Z / download
  151. 12 Years a Slave / download
  152. You’re Next / download
Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.
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sherlockismysuicidenote:

wiccanwarrior:

penguin-on-a-tractor:

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

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friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

So he was basically a college student

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